ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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