the new term for farting is butt boxing.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Less talking, more tequila
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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