i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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