Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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