5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
only if we run a train.
done.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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