You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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