I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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