I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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