Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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