I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I AM VODKA MAN
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
how drunk are you?
Several
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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