god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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