like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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