its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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