She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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