How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
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