We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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