The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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