She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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