ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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