So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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