walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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