It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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