Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Randomize
