I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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