I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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