Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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