I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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