Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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