and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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