So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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