I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just blew my weed a kiss
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
