problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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