i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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