Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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