Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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