I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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