We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
