Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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