You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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