jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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