You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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