My first STD was from a foam party
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Just pee around me
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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