Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
