Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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