thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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