brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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