Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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