also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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