I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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