Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
