your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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