belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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