Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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