i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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